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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:18

So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.